The rare and exotic warm blooded human customer service rep, on display for a limited time.

Press 1 to piss you off.
Press 2 to get hung up on.
Press 3 for more menus.
Press 4 for useless information
Press 5 for background music
Press 6 for a language you don't understand
press 7 for more options not contained on 3
press 8 to listen to these options again
press 9 if you are a gluten for punishment
press 10 if you don't know want (since you have to hit 1 to press 1 0 then see above)
If you want to speak to a customer rep then hang up and pray.